AJRMAN   


First date
   

     Well I called him.  His name is Peter.  I hate talking on phones, especially when I don't know the person.  I played it cool.  Acted like the man.  I must say, I was pretty suave.  I asked him if he would like to get some coffee, and he said "yes".  Rule number one, first dates should be at a place where you can cut the date short, in case things aren't going well.  So no movies, and no dinner.  Having drinks, is the perfect first date. Earlier today I went shopping for clothes at Marshall's, only second best for me, ya know? Now I am prepping for my date.  I'm a little nervous.  But it was he who was attracted to me, so I have the upper hand.  I hate first dates.  I went to the gym today, and did everything.  I weigh 165lbs, which isn't that bad.  I just need to lose 10 more pounds.  Maybe 15 more, naw I'll stick with 10 pounds.  I don't want to be the skinny boy anymore, I need to start looking like a man.  
     For sure, I am not sleeping with him tonight.  Well maybe....NO! I will not sleep with him tonight.  Okay, I just need to finish up my primping, and off I will go.  For the love of all that is holy, please don't make me act like an ASSHOLE tonight!  Or say stupid things that I think are funny.  Or have something stuck in my teeth, and please don't have me act queeny.  Although secretly I am one. Teeheehee.  Here I go.