Hook Up

Hook Up

Last night.....or rather this morning I had my FIRST hook up!! It's not good.

Of course I met him on Gay.com. In his pictures he was very cute. We had our small talk, and decided to meet at MY place......I KNOW! ANYway, I buzz him in and I watch him come up the stares.....mind you I'm not wearing my glasses. He's tall, wearing butch clothes, so all seemed well. When he approached closer and I got a good look at him........he looked like the fat guy in Tenacious D ( Jack Black Band, and NOT Jack Black.....his partner ). I had to do a double take to make sure it was him.....sadly it WAS. You can hide A LOT with digital cameras.

I'm thinking he's here, so why not go for it. We start getting down to business, and I go 'south'............his peeper has some kind of skin growth on it. At first I thought he had that ball inserted in his skin for more pleasure.....it wasn't, it was his ACTUAL skin. GROSS. He kept wanting me to suck on it......which I did at first, but then I almost threw up, and I wouldn't do it again.

He did me, and everytime I was almost there he would stop, and want me to wait. It was taking TOO long. I thought this whole hook up thing was supposed to be quick!! ANYway, I took matters and some Lubriderm into my hands and jacked him off until he came. Then he did me. Matter solved......or was it.

We lay in my bed for about fifteen minutes talking about the end of his 7 year relationship. He asked why I haven't had one. I beat around the bush. I asked if he smoked he said "No", which gave me an idea. I asked if it was okay if I smoked.

We went into my living room, and I started to smoke. He asked me again why I didn't want a relationship, and this time I told him. I told him after sex, I lose ALL interest in the person. He seemed very surprised, but understanding. During this conversation I faked yawn and lit cigarette after cigarette, trying to 'smoke' him out. But he kept talking. I then faked yawn, but after a awhile they became real. Twenty minutes later he finally got the hint and said he was leaving. FINALLY!!!

I rushed to the bathroom, brushed my teeth........threw up a little (seriously), brushed my teeth some more and gargled with listerine...took a shower, changed my bed sheet and pillow case. I downed 2 zinc tablets, for my immune system (germs ya know).

I don't regret the 'Hook up', but next time there are going to be some RULES!! No chatty chats, just come in, do your thing, and then LEAVE. And definitely I'll ask for more pictures. Lesson learned.

That's it.